Unconditional Obellescences: I don't feel like going

Unconditional Obellescences: I don't feel like going

Missionary Horse

Lost and hungry in the desert for a week, an American tourist finally spies a little church on the edge of the wilderness. Tired and weak, he collapses in the front porch, where a missionary finds him and cares for him. When the tourist is rested and ready to go on his way, he asks directions to the nearest town.

"Would you like to borrow my horse?" the missionary asks. The American responds, "Yes!" "Well, there is something special about this horse.You must say 'Thank God' to make him go and 'Amen' to make him stop."

Not paying much attention the tourist says, "Sure, okay."

So the tourist mounts the animal and says, "Thank God," and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God,"and the horse starts trotting. Finally feeling brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God," and the horse leaps into a full gallop.

Suddenly a bluff with a three hundred foot drop appears on the horizon, and he does everything he can to make the horse stop. "Whoa! Stop! Help! Whoa!" Finally he remembers, "Amen!" and the horse stops four inches from the drop-off. Exhausted, the tourist leans back in his saddle and breathes a prayer, "Thank God!"

How to Get to Heaven?

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to church, would I get to heaven?" "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the lawn, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get to go to heaven?" Again the answer was "NO!" "Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"

The Verge~

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name ?" Little Susan answered, "Mary." The teacher than asked, "And who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" Little Burt called out, "The Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that Burt?" The little boy smiled and responded,"Well, you know they are always talking about 'the Verge'n Mary'. "

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Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word -
Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food -
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife -
Think of someone who's crying out for a companion.

Today before you complain about life -
Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job -
Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -
Put a smile on your face and think:
You're alive and still around.

A "Letter" from Jesus...

My Precious Friend,

I am sending you this letter by way of one of My Disciples. I just want to let you know how much I Love and Care about you and how I Greatly Desire to become a meaningful part of your life.


This Morning when you awoke, I was already there with you in the Light of My Beautiful Sunshine that filled your room. I was hoping that you would say Good Morning to Me; you didn't. So, I thought maybe it was just a little too early in the day for you to notice Me. Again, I tried to get your attention when you stepped out of your door. I Kissed your face with a Soft Gentle Breeze. I Breathed upon you My Fragrant Sweet Breath Scented with Flowers. Then I Sang you a Love Song through the Birds in the Trees. You just walked right past Me.


Later on in the day, I watched over you as you were talking with some of your friends. Oh! How I wished that you would talk to Me also. I waited and waited, but you just went along your way.

This afternoon, I sent you a Refreshing Shower and Glistened to you from each Rain Drop. I even Shouted to you a time or two with Thunder trying to get your attention. Then, I painted you a Lovely Rainbow in the midst of My Fluffy White Clouds. I just knew you would see Me then, but you were unaware of My Presence.


This Evening to close your day, I sent you a Beautiful Sunset. After that, I Winked at you a thousand times through My Stars hoping that you would see Me and wink back. You never did. Tonight, when you went to bed, I Spilled Moonlight upon your face to let you know that I was there with you. I was hoping that you would talk to Me a little while before you went to sleep. You never said a word. It Hurt Me Deeply, however I continued to watch over you all through the night thinking that maybe, just maybe, you would say hello to Me in the Morning.

Each and Every Day, I have Revealed Myself to you in many Strange and Wondrous Ways hoping that you would accept Me as your Shepherd. For I Am the Only One that can Supply you with all your needs. My Love for you is Deeper than the Deepest Ocean and Bigger than the Great Blue Sky. I have so much to give to you also share with you. Please let Me hear from you soon.

YOUR LOVING FRIEND FOREVER,
Jesus